Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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