I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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