my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
if only i could text you this smell
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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