just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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