So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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