I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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