it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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