I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
When did angry sex become our thing?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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