I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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