...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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