Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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