The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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