Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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