these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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