and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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