That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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