We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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