Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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