The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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