I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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