9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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