Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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