I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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