Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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