so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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