he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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