But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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