I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
No subtext here. People are naked.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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