where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
this beer tastes like vomit already
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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