How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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