Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
third nipple confirmed
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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