ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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