He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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