so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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