and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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