Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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