i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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