People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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