That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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