I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
