sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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