You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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