Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Randomize
