where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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