I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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