She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Randomize
