nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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