Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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