kristin has been a bad kristin
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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