just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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